Sunday, December 18, 2005

Diffused by a laugh??

Yaaaawwwnnnnnnn !!! Another Monday morning. And another bout of Monday morning blues :( !

The morning did not exactly start on a bright note – woke up late (I actually shut off the alarm and toppled back to sleep, something very uncharacteristic of me !), no electricity, burnt my breakfast in my haste, discovered that there were a few veggies missing to prepare lunch (and I agonized for a whole hour the previous night regarding the lunch), could not iron my outfit, one of my slippers was missing and I spent ten minutes looking for it to find it amidst our flower pots (must be the handiwork of our cat).

It was a very subdued Chitu who boarded the bus to Majestic. I guess God decided to be kind (thanks to all the Maska I dole out for him every day) ‘coz the bus was full save for one double-seater. I immediately caught the window-seat and was soon lost in day-dreaming – something which I often do a lot especially on a Monday, when I sensed something huge coming towards me from the corner of my eye. The next moment, I found myself squashed between the window and a very fat lady (FL).

I stared at her and then behind her – were there no seats available other than this one? Alas no !! My irritation mounted by the second, and reached a peak when she made herself comfortable (by squashing me more). I could no longer keep quite and blurted out:

(Translated version in English)

YT(Yours truly) : Hey… could you please move to your left? I barely have breathing space !

FL: (very rudely) : Arrey… this is not your Father’s bus. Swalpa adjust maaDkoLi ( I guess this does not need any translation). If you cannot, you are always free to find some other seat!

The sheer injustice of her response rankled me – I paid for this journey, so am I not entitled to a comfortable journey? Unfortunately she did not seem to share my sentiments, all the while glaring at me, as if daring me to argue with her.

Suddenly, the funny side of the whole situation stuck me – my friends would have loved to see me like this - sandwiched like a errrr... sandwich. Just picturing this made me laugh aloud. FW stared at me and - wonder of wonders – a reluctant smile tugged at her lips. I hastily assured her that I was laughing at the situation (God’s providence?) and not at her. She too let down her guard to discuss all the problems faced by her, public apathy being the foremost. “Just because we are fat, it does not mean that we do not feel hurt. We have to bear everything from rude comments to rejection.”

I was ashamed into thinking “How could I be so insensitive? Am I so much into that ‘Aham’ factor that I fail to notice the feelings of people around me?” My train of thought brought forth an apology which was quickly waved away with a big smile.

We parted at Majestic – she to her connecting bus, me to my office-bus. I settled myself comfortably in one of the two-seaters and was soon immersed listening to Radio City (Manna De Special :)).

“Excuse me, would you mind me sitting here?” I heard this voice somewhere above me and opened my eyes to see …… yet another fat lady.

Sigh….. some things never change !


Jay said...

Well ..... Does this 'sandwich'ing explain for how Chitra manages to stay just the 'same'! ;-)

chitra said...

Oh well... mebbe !!

ABiasForAction said...

It was so thoughtful of you to dedicate the post to VFL(s).They would surely be mightly pleased.

It must be your VFL day otherwise what the probability that you run into two them, one after the other.

Public bus journeys...oh someday..I endured them for two whole months. Made me swifter though.I could tell that a passenger would get down at the a certain stop from his antics.And I used to be ready lest I missed the oppourtunity.All for a seat to sit on.
Competitive in every sphere.

chitra said...

Thanks for the sarcastic reply :).

ABiasForAction said...

How come today everybody is miscontruing me.
First Sayesha.. and NOW You.
I was complementing you.
Am I going mad?

Jyothika said...

good post madam. btw yaadu-usual 8'o'clock busa, illa innu lateaa?

ritzkini said...


Anurama said...

You got 'sandwiched'... ha ha ha.. I couldnt help myself from imagining the situation.. :-D

chitra said...

Ha ha ha .... now do not start feeling bad. Guess sarcasm runs in my blood. So.... you can understand, right :)? BTW, thanks for the compliment !

Tanku tanku. Howdu....beLagge yeLLike aagodee illa :).

Ya ya .... hope only sometimes and not all the times :).

Humph!! Imagine imagine .... keep on imagining :) !!

Anonymous said...

News from the Life Sciences Corridor. Awards and Statistics
[url=]buy cheap phentermine online[/url]
[url=]Looking for acne+medicine? Webdirectory about acne+medicine, and related topics[/url]

Anonymous said...

Sildenafil citrate, sold under the name Viagra is the first of a new group of medication which allows adequate sexual stimulation, relaxes the blood vessels of the penis and helps erection..More info

Sex-preteen, xxx fantacy, babis porno, lolita-japanese, young virgin,

Premium dating site for adult single dating and sexy swinger,

Lisa chat free room sex virtual chat free room sex

How does a couple revive a fizzling sex life? One sure fire way is.

real sex teenage boys teens pictures free sexy com net naked teen gay

Captured Gays Totally exclusive gay bondage and fetish pics.

ebony sex porn german ebony xxx vids download free wmv ebony ass little ebony free ...

Honey went on to tell me the places they had

Lesbian sex porn free black lesbian having sex her .

women over 60 in hard core porn women rape pictures bi-porn hardcore sex

buy low-cost VIAGRA online
buy low-cost XANAX online
buy low-cost ACTONEL online
ACNE online
buy low-cost ACTOS online
buy low-cost ACYCLOVIR online
buy low-cost ADIPEX online
buy low-cost alprazolam online
buy low-cost VIAGRA online
buy low-cost ALEGRA online
buy low-cost VIAGRA online, Buy Alprazolam ONLINE & Half-Price
buy low-cost DRUGS, ALTACE online, MEDs Half-Price
buy low-cost AMBIEN online, OnLine Pharmacy
buy low-cost VIAGRA online
BUY low-cost ATIVAN online, ATIVAN Half-Price
buy low-cost VIAGRA online, phentermine about 30 per cent of phentermine girls
buy low-cost AVELOX online
buy low-cost BEXTRA online
buy low-cost CIALIC online, half-Price CIALIC ONLINE
buy low-cost CLARINEX online
buy low-cost LAMISIL online, SKIN DRG
BUY low-cost LEVITRA online, Yalf-Price Pharmacy LEVITRA
buy low-cost MERIDIA online
buy low-cost VIAGRA online, Buy BEAUTY $ VIAGRA Half-Price, PENIC Online
buy low-cost VIAGRA online, Buy Alprazolam, ONLINE Half-Price MEDs & Beauty
Save on your prescription medications. Visit our pharmacy for convenient and cost-effective way of buying generic drugs. We offer free prescription and delivery worldwide
For this price we give you fast and descrete shipping,money back guarnteed,24/7 live support, discounting for reorder.Our site have a french and german version also
Acne At Huge Discount! Free Shipping On Acne
Shop and compare this item, 3m+respirators, and many other related products at MonsterMarketplace
4runner parts
Find the acura you are looking for on Search by Zip or browse through the second largest online database of used vehicles

Anonymous said...

It can assist men with this disorder in achieving and maintaining an erection during sexual activity

Anonymous said...

Here's what we've learned in the last decade.
buy cheap VIAGRA online - An incredible online casino experience offering blackjack, roulette, craps, slots, and video poker. Deposit now and get up to $555 FREE!

Our watches are top quality replica grade. Fast customer service with FREE shipping. We consistantly receive new watches and deals

black casino internet jack jouer son

body piercing jewlery
gold body jewlery

Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » »

Anonymous said...

You have an outstanding good and well structured site. I enjoyed browsing through it »